My desktop right now. I spent the entire day messing around with Rainmeter.
… My entire laptop is HAL-9000 themed. And it’s beautiful.

That means never.
I can imagine it now:
“So, hey, Joshua, I wrote this book. Care to read for me?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, Doug, let’s have a look at it.”
“I think you’ll like it.”
“Alright, uh… ‘It was a dark and stormy night.’ Wow, that’s a bit generic, but I’m assuming it’s supposed to be ironic or something. I know you English major types. ‘I was sprawled across my bed, back arched off the sheets in ecstasy. My angular and taut muscles quelled under his gaze, anticipating the pleasure soon to come. He moved over me, fingers burning trails of passion under my ski—’ Doug, am I reading gay porn?”
“What? No, it’s creative writing.”
“Are you sure? Because it looks like gay porn to me.”
“…”
“It’s titled ‘My Fantasies.”
“Oh, wait, that’s my diary, not my story!”
“…”
“…”
“… So you wanna get some lunch or…?”
Holy shit.
I NEED YOU NOW, NERD BOY!
there go my pants.
-damn-
I saw this going around my dash and was like “okay, wtf can be this amazing about this video, lemme see thi- OH MY GOD.”
Winner of all the awards for cosplay.
OH MY GOD!! O________________O
“That’s not fair!”
(Source: soyysauceeboii)
Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue
THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING
SO AM I
Tony as Kuzco
Steve as Pacha
Loki as Yzma
Thor as Kronk
“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”
“PULL THE LEVER THOR!”
“WRONG LEVER!”
OH MY GOD I WANT THIS
I DEMAND THIS
um
OH. MY. GOD.
LOOKING FOR THIS?
HOLY JESUS IT GOT EVEN BETTER
(Source: averyravery)
I MEAN WAT
HOLY SHIT THINGS ARE GOING DOWN.
IDK who to root for…
Shiiiiiiit, SON.